togetherwewillbelonely:

Barcelona-here I come

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

(Source: studip)

This Snakejuice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

(Source: rafls)

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

and here we go I’m crying again

Barcelona-here I come

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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madametennant:

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(Source: j0ye)

nicoosuxx:

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

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(Source: kaworoos)